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| Tweet Topic Started: 19th February 2007 - 08:09 PM (89 Views) | |
| Danger Mouse | 19th February 2007 - 08:09 PM Post #1 |
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When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable." Mr. Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it." Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age." George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it." Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man, would you do it with me?" So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man." George said, "The second time is even better than the first time." Oprah said, "You can really do it again at your age?" George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes." When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, "Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be better than the first time... At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!" George said That the third time would be even better. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes." Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?" George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet!"
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| bucko | 19th February 2007 - 10:21 PM Post #2 |
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cracking joke pal
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| hesky | 20th February 2007 - 12:42 AM Post #3 |
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KING TUTS RIGHT HAND MAN
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Lmfao nice one mate |
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| jonrms | 20th February 2007 - 11:00 AM Post #4 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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PMSLI love that one!!!!!!!!!! DM your getting better with your jokes!!! |
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| ferretess | 20th February 2007 - 06:20 PM Post #5 |
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very good :D :D |
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| Shaggy | 21st February 2007 - 12:46 AM Post #6 |
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Oh, and I have a response from Neil.... He wanted to post himself but got sidetracked..... He just wanted to say " LOL " |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Neil | 21st February 2007 - 02:06 AM Post #7 |
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LOL? god i hate that saying and i never use it! :D |
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