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A FAIRY TALE FOR THE ASSERTIVE WOMAN
Topic Started: 23rd February 2007 - 01:45 AM (55 Views)
Shaggy
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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so".



That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:


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I don't f***ing think so.

If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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ferretess
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**bravo** MCP


quite right :D :D
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Danger Mouse
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Thats better, still **joke** not *A-Shite*

*lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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