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Charity
Topic Started: 23rd February 2007 - 10:36 PM (51 Views)
Shaggy
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A Charity organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.
So a volunteer paid him a visit in his lavish office.


The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our files show that even though your annual income is over $2 million,
you haven't given a penny to charity.


Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through our Charity Organization?



The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, do your files show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness
and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" *Sad Story*


Embarrassed, the Charity rep mumbles, "Uh, no, I didn't know that."



"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is
unable to support his wife and six children."
*Sad Story*



The stricken Charity rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.



"Thirdly, do your files also show you that my sister's husband died in car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled while another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"
*Sad Story*




The Charity rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."




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And the lawyer says, "So, if I don't give money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"

:wacko:
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'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


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jonrms
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That was a good one....


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