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have a laugh; lol
Topic Started: 25th February 2007 - 02:56 PM (67 Views)
ferretess
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What do you call a dwarf that falls into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man

Why wasn't Jesus born in Glasgow ?
They couldn't find a virgin or three wise men.

What do you call a man who takes a small size in a shoe ?
Wee Shooey.

What do you call a man who takes a small size in a shoe and can't find his dog ?
Wee Shooey Douglas.

A guy walks into a GP's surgery.
"Doctor , Doctor! He cries , "you've got to help me, I feel like I'm turning into coconut"
Says the doctor, "You're bountae "

What did Dracula get when he came to Glasgow ?
A bat in the mooth.

There were three coos in a field. Which wan wis oan its hoalidays ?
The wan wi a wee calf.

What do you call an illegitimate insect ?
A fly B*****.

Hear about the lonely prisoner ?
He was in his cell.

What famous costume drama TV series of the 1970's was named after a queue for the toilet ?
The Aw Needin Line.

The man in the clothes shop insisting on a maroon jacket.
"Fur ma roon shooders"

Hear about the stupit skindiver?
He didny have a scuba.

Did you hear about the London criminal who fell foul of the Glasgow Mafia?
Apparently they made him an offer he couldn't understand.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a social worker ?
Ye can get yer wean back aff a Rottweiler

What do you call a Glasgow Sikh who enjoys karao ke ?
Getupty Singh


A wee Glesga boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been
given a part in the school play. 'Wonderful. Whit part is it?' she asks
The boy says, " I play the part of the Scottish husband " .
The mother scowls and says,
'Go back an' tell that teacher you want a speaking part!


One day a Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig
was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,
"...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said ' F****** hell! A talking pig! '

A wee woman from Glasgow's west-end was staying in a hotel in
Edinburgh, she phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilet pepper!" yelled the woman
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James@Scarborough
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Sorry Springer but **joke**
Except for this one:
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One day a Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig
was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,
"...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said ' F****** hell! A talking pig! '


*lol* *lol* *lol*

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jonrms
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Sorry Springer.. I gotta agree with james here.....

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jonrms
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Much better.. much better. **bravo**
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A lot better :wub: :wub: :wub:
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hawkeye
Feb 26 2007, 05:49 PM
A lot better :wub: :wub: :wub:

Suck up!!!!!


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