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Sick
Topic Started: 26th February 2007 - 03:55 PM (62 Views)
Shaggy
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Little Johnny was in church with his Mum for Sunday Service when he suddenly felt sick.

"Mum, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."


So Johnny ran for the door.


Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his Mum.


He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.


"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?" His Mum asked.



He replied, "I didn't have to go that far, Mum.

Just as I got to the front door, ...



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... I found a box that had a sign on it that said


'FOR THE SICK'

*vomit*
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
**joke**



sorry the other joke was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than this one.




*pink ele*
Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt
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Danger Mouse
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*aaaa* I thought that was very good Shaggy, ignore that nasty man! *lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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jonrms
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Danger Mouse
Feb 26 2007, 08:08 PM
*aaaa* I thought that was very good Shaggy, ignore that nasty man! *lol*

*V-Smiley*



Nasty man my back side.. LOL *aaaa*
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Shaggy
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thank you DM
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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ferretess
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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