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Sky Diving
Topic Started: 26th February 2007 - 04:08 PM (57 Views)
Shaggy
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A man goes skydiving for the first time.

After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.

Excited, he jumps out of the plane.


About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord.

Nothing happens.


He tries again.

Still nothing.


He starts to panic, but remembers his reserve chute.


He pulls that cord.



Nothing happens.



He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.




Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes.

Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up!




Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver yells,


"Hey! Do you know anything about skydiving?"





The other man shouts back,





"No! Do you know anything about gas cookers?"



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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


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jonrms
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LMAO


that was actually quite good...


*lol*
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Danger Mouse
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that was actually very old! Still good though Shaggy! :D
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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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Feb 26 2007, 08:09 PM
that was actually very old! Still good though Shaggy! :D

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nothing I say......































now I hide hoping you wont find me... :ph43r: *pink ele*
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James@Scarborough
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Good one :P *lol* *lol*

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