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French Passport control..
Topic Started: 26th February 2007 - 08:35 PM (67 Views)
Danger Mouse
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A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour.
Robert Whiting, a gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group. At
Immigration he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the immigration officer
asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show
passports upon arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look and quietly
said, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to." *jerk*

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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jonrms
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LMAO....


I love that..



sadly because I am american... LOL *dielaugh*
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Shaggy
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Very good DM.

A little twist at the end 'cos I was expecting something similar to the German Air Traffic Control joke - so that's extra Brownie points for the twist.

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ferretess
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**bravo**

Trust the yanks ehh :P :P :P
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jonrms
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springer
Feb 27 2007, 12:03 AM
**bravo**

Trust the yanks ehh :P :P :P

:D Yanky doodle went to town..

riding on a pony... stuck a feather up his (you decide)

and called it maccaroni...


*dielaugh*
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