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| Tweet Topic Started: 27th February 2007 - 12:07 AM (63 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 27th February 2007 - 12:07 AM Post #1 |
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A man is visiting a farm when he notices a pig with only three legs. When he meets the farmer, he asks him how the pig came to be so disabled. "That pig is a marvel," said the farmer, "an absolute gem. He once saved my chickens from a couple of foxes! He heard a noise one night and saw foxes about to get through the fence and scared them off by banging a wooden spoon on a bucket." "That's amazing," said the man. "Did the foxes bite off his leg?" "No, no," said the farmer, "I tell you that pig is worth his weight in gold. He once stopped burglars robbing my house. We were all out in the village one day and armed burglars broke into the house. He dialled 999 and let the tyres down on their car. The police caught them and recovered all our stuff." "Good Lord!" said the man. "But tell me, how did he lose the leg? Did the burglars shoot him?" "No, no, no," said the farmer, his eyes filling with with tears,"I tell you, that pig is an angel from above. Do you know he saved my daughters life? She was only six years old and she fell asleep in the barn one evening while feeding the new lambs with their bottle by lamplight. The lamp fell over and set fire to some hay, and befroe you know it the whole place was in flames. That pig went into the blazing barn and pulled my daughter out. Then he went back in eight more times and rescued every single lamb as well." "Incredible!" said the man. "And he lost his leg in the fire?" "no, no, no," said the farmer. "THEN HOW DID HE LOSE HIS LEG?!" said the exasperated man. "Well," said the farmer, ... ... "when you have a pig as truly exceptional as that ... ... ... ... ... you don't want to eat him all at once, do you?"
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Neil | 27th February 2007 - 12:10 AM Post #2 |
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The Master Blaster
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-Fun1-( LOL! ) :unsure: |
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| Shaggy | 27th February 2007 - 12:14 AM Post #3 |
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I knew I could get you to say it Neil LOL |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| ferretess | 27th February 2007 - 12:56 AM Post #4 |
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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very good |
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| Danger Mouse | 27th February 2007 - 10:12 AM Post #5 |
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I knew a pig once and he was called Christmas! Because at Christmas he was killed and eaten! Lived like a king all year then,
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| jonrms | 28th February 2007 - 12:20 AM Post #6 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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fantastic joke......
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very good


Lived like a king all year then,
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8:04 PM Jul 11