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the Zoo
Topic Started: 27th February 2007 - 11:37 PM (71 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three
tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he
does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is
boss,
he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat
anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp
house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.
What can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because
lions
eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey
from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He
grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do and throws them! into the
lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food
like here?" ...............
(wait for it!!)....

















The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish
and Chimps with Mushy Bees. *vomit*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Danger Mouse
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Fooooooking ell! *A-Shite* *lol*
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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

Danger Mouse
Feb 27 2007, 10:46 PM
Fooooooking ell! *A-Shite* *lol*

who asked you.
you can be very hurtful you know DM *V-Smiley*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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lol i like it
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jonrms
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Classic.


heard it before but forgot about that happy ending...
lol ***crylaugh***
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Shaggy
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*good* *lol* *dielaugh* *lol* *dielaugh* *good*

The good ones are when you laugh, even when you have heard them before and know what's coming. *lol*
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fergie
Feb 27 2007, 10:48 PM
lol i like it

So do I -Fun1- -Fun1-
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
sorry springer... that rabbit was neeing to be put down




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