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| Tweet Topic Started: 27th February 2007 - 11:37 PM (71 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 27th February 2007 - 11:37 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them! into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" ............... (wait for it!!).... The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees.
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| Danger Mouse | 27th February 2007 - 11:46 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Fooooooking ell!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 27th February 2007 - 11:47 PM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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who asked you. you can be very hurtful you know DM
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| fergie | 27th February 2007 - 11:48 PM Post #4 |
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Hunter World Supporter
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lol i like it |
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HW100k .177 4-16x50 MTC Viper Fx Cyclone .177 Argile 12g single Lanber Field 12g multi choke 1 boxer dog 1 staff 4 ferrets 1 cat 300ltr fish tank | |
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| jonrms | 27th February 2007 - 11:54 PM Post #5 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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Classic. heard it before but forgot about that happy ending... lol
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| Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt | |
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| Shaggy | 28th February 2007 - 12:00 AM Post #6 |
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Forum Jester
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*good* *good* The good ones are when you laugh, even when you have heard them before and know what's coming.
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| ferretess | 28th February 2007 - 12:38 AM Post #7 |
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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So do I
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| jonrms | 28th February 2007 - 12:56 AM Post #8 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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sorry springer... that rabbit was neeing to be put down
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| Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt | |
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