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| Horse, A Chicken & A Harley | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 28th February 2007 - 12:58 AM (77 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 28th February 2007 - 12:58 AM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play >together. > >One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to >sink. > >Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the >farmer >for help! > >Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched >and >searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the >only tractor. > >Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. > > >Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of >rope >hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. > >Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken >arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of >rope >the chicken tossed to him. > >After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the >chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, >rescued the horse! > >Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the >farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > >The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best >Pals. > >A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began >to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! > >The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. > >Looking >underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would >then > >lift him out of the pit > > >The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving >his >life. > >The moral of >the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) > >'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks' JUST FOR SUTTY
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| jonrms | 28th February 2007 - 01:03 AM Post #2 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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LMAO!!!! good one! |
| Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt | |
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| ferretess | 28th February 2007 - 01:05 AM Post #3 |
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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| photopro | 28th February 2007 - 01:09 AM Post #4 |
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I posted that last year however it was a BMW not a Harley when I heard it. photopro |
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