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Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
Topic Started: 28th February 2007 - 12:58 AM (77 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR






>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>together.
>
>One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
>sink.
>
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
>farmer
>for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
>and
>searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
>only tractor.
>
>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
>
>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
>rope
>hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
>rope
>the chicken tossed to him.
>
>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>rescued the horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
>farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
>Pals.
>
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
>to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
>Looking
>underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would
>then
>
>lift him out of the pit
>
>
>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
>his
>life.
>
>The moral of
>the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
>'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'



JUST FOR SUTTY *aaaa* *aaaa*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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jonrms
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LMAO!!!! good one!
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I posted that last year however it was a BMW not a Harley when I heard it.

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