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Harsh (but Funny)
Topic Started: 1st March 2007 - 12:40 AM (70 Views)
Shaggy
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.




The door greeter says,
"Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there.
Are they twins?"



The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:




"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you d1c*head?"






"Absolutely not," replies the greeter,



"I just can't believe anyone would sh&g you twice!"


***ferts*** ***ferts***
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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ferretess
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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I'm shocked :D :D
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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
-Fun1- -Fun1- -Fun1- **bravo** ***crylaugh***



I would love to say that to a few people....



that is just too funny
Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt
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Danger Mouse
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**bravo**
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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