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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd March 2007 - 04:40 PM (59 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 3rd March 2007 - 04:40 PM Post #1 |
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An Englishman, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do). The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Englishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave", the Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked. ... ... "Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd March 2007 - 11:14 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Love it
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 3rd March 2007 - 11:48 PM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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That has got to be Pro's favorite *Carsick*
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| photopro | 3rd March 2007 - 11:58 PM Post #4 |
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Should have asked for 1,000 lashes !! *good* photopro |
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| jonrms | 4th March 2007 - 08:10 PM Post #5 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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Even my wife laughed at that joke. |
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