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French Military
Topic Started: 5th March 2007 - 07:20 PM (40 Views)
Shaggy
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Advertised on ebay:
Second hand French issue tank for sale - half price as only reverse gears have been used.
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn't really exist.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: A Mirage.
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Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?
A: To see all their other ships.
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A man asks his companion, "What's the most common French expression"?
His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.
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Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a piece of toast?
A . You can make soldiers out of a piece of toast...
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Oh and while we're at it ....

Go to Google
Type in > French Military Victories
Click > "I'm Feeling Lucky" (Don't click "Google Search")

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jonrms
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French are rubbish!!!!! down with the french...

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Shaggy
Mar 5 2007, 06:20 PM

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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.
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Classic! :D -Fun1-
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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