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| Tweet Topic Started: 5th March 2007 - 08:33 PM (31 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 5th March 2007 - 08:33 PM Post #1 |
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********************************** A Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: ... ... ... 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Frenchman again.' ********************************* You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in two days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the war on terror overseas. As the President, you must decide: ... ... ... Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning? ************************** |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| jonrms | 5th March 2007 - 09:23 PM Post #2 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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tape it...... I would sleep sound. lmao |
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