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| Politics in a Nut Shell | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 5th March 2007 - 11:11 PM (48 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 5th March 2007 - 11:11 PM Post #1 |
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way.... "I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about". The little boy replies, ... ... ... "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, ... ... ... the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t".
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| jonrms | 6th March 2007 - 08:32 AM Post #2 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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That should be taught at school!!!! It is perfect! I love it.......... only if politics were taught like that than the world would be a better place. lmao clinton was a valuable president then... because he was showing us the true form of politics.... *good*
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