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| Tweet Topic Started: 7th March 2007 - 01:09 AM (228 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 7th March 2007 - 01:09 AM Post #1 |
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Why it's good to be a man Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because "this one is just too icky". You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~£2500. Tuxedo rental~£80. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pen knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. *************************************************************** |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| jonrms | 7th March 2007 - 09:45 AM Post #2 |
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you forgot to mention we can fart in public and not be ashamed or worried, eat what we like when we like. dont have the once a month problem (which seems to last more than 1 day a month!) Dont have to spend ££££ on moisturisers and face creams, dont have to put on make up, we have a more civilised life because were men! oh yeah... And ...(just for springer) ..... We SHOOT BETTER!
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| James@Scarborough | 7th March 2007 - 10:06 PM Post #3 |
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You're brave! :o :D |
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| Shaggy | 7th March 2007 - 11:43 PM Post #4 |
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Or stoopid :D Last person to say that is still in hospital. ... ... ... he was a doctor. :P |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| jonrms | 8th March 2007 - 12:33 AM Post #5 |
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LOL
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| Neil | 8th March 2007 - 07:39 AM Post #6 |
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The Master Blaster
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| Danger Mouse | 8th March 2007 - 08:24 PM Post #7 |
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And you can scratch your genitalia in public, after all your only human! :D |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| ferretess | 12th March 2007 - 12:02 AM Post #8 |
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The only shooting you guys are good at is shooting your mouths off :D :D I've just been reading about your day out and the score is ment to be out of 90 right Oh dear your needing to arrange more days out cos you need the practice Maybe i'll come next time an show you's up cos i can't be any worse :wub: :wub: |
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| darebear | 12th March 2007 - 01:31 AM Post #9 |
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girl power *good* |
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| hawkeye | 12th March 2007 - 06:57 PM Post #10 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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Bloody hell looks like we are lumbered with 2 of them now
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| Neil | 12th March 2007 - 07:23 PM Post #11 |
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GIRL POWER!! ![]() Their taking over the site
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 09:02 PM Post #12 |
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your not kidding.. but your maths are wrong.. springer, darebear, dm to my count thats 3 girls.. LOL! only picking on DM because he cheated at clays! I seen him miss those bunnys. -Ham- |
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| James@Scarborough | 12th March 2007 - 09:29 PM Post #13 |
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Many sore loosers.......it was all just a bit of fun (unless you pacticed for weeks first :o :o :o ).
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| Danger Mouse | 12th March 2007 - 09:40 PM Post #14 |
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Ouch Jonrms!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 09:55 PM Post #15 |
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awww sorry DM... I meant... you brought along your wife.. and I still dont know her name! at least I think that was your wife! PPS tell her beetroot and horserattish.... YUCK! she will laugh! |
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| Danger Mouse | 12th March 2007 - 09:57 PM Post #16 |
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It's Tina, and yes she is my wife! :wub: |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 10:00 PM Post #17 |
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ok! Well you never introduced her to me... (cant vouch for anyone else) anyway... :P |
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| Danger Mouse | 12th March 2007 - 10:01 PM Post #18 |
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SORRY :( I did tell her who you were though and all the others that I knew! :) |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 12th March 2007 - 10:34 PM Post #19 |
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thats nowt jon he didnt even introduce us when we went to his house :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: *jerk* |
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 10:35 PM Post #20 |
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its alright bud... we had a nice chat about beetroot and horseraddish.. then about her shopping for pate.... She was very polite and nice.... we even laughed about her shooting the SG for the first time that day! |
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| Danger Mouse | 12th March 2007 - 10:37 PM Post #21 |
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I'm a bug**r for that, I don't mean to do it, I just forget, I just expect that you already know her cos you know me! SORRY AGAIN... :huh: :( |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 12th March 2007 - 10:37 PM Post #22 |
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like the new sig mate
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 10:47 PM Post #23 |
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hey someone noticed!!! lmao oh btw... pics of the SG stock are now in.. under pics. |
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| hawkeye | 12th March 2007 - 10:50 PM Post #24 |
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YUP i dont miss much unless its CLAYS |
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 10:53 PM Post #25 |
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LMAO.. i wasnt going to say anything!!!! :unsure: you did. :) |
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| hawkeye | 12th March 2007 - 11:02 PM Post #26 |
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still got more than you with my eye's closed **stoned**
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| jonrms | 12th March 2007 - 11:07 PM Post #27 |
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Hawkeye... 57 ( been practiceing ALOT ) me 46 ( doesnt do clays.....last time was at bransburton with you lot) oh yeah and finally... I threw my gun at all mine..... and I still got over the 50% mark.
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| darebear | 13th March 2007 - 09:57 PM Post #28 |
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| hawkeye | 13th March 2007 - 11:54 PM Post #29 |
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He just PMed me said he's not worried about your sig after i had told him cos he said you cannot shoot.. Told him you were crap with shottie but bloody good shot with a rifle think he's running scared now...!!
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| jonrms | 14th March 2007 - 12:11 AM Post #30 |
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You GRASS!
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| darebear | 15th March 2007 - 12:35 AM Post #31 |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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| ferretess | 15th March 2007 - 11:23 AM Post #32 |
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have you ever thought of marriage counciling?????? sounds like you would be good at it :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: You don't really need one of these !!!! do you :D :D :D
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| hawkeye | 15th March 2007 - 07:49 PM Post #33 |
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WHO ME
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| jonrms | 16th March 2007 - 08:29 AM Post #34 |
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Well Springer wouldnt ask me.. she knows I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.. LOL :wub: |
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| hawkeye | 16th March 2007 - 07:57 PM Post #35 |
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Didnt know they made spoons that big *jerk* *jerk* |
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you forgot to mention we can fart in public and not be ashamed or worried, eat what we like when we like. dont have the once a month problem (which seems to last more than 1 day a month!) Dont have to spend ££££ on moisturisers and face creams, dont have to put on make up, we have a more civilised life because were men!
We SHOOT BETTER! 




Oh dear your needing to arrange more days out cos you need the practice 



**stoned**
jonrms
8:02 PM Jul 11