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| Danger Mouse | 9th March 2007 - 05:08 PM Post #1 |
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (You're gonna love this) (Its a real treat) (A masterpiece) (Wait for it) (Here it comes) The bank manager looks back at her and says .. "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are .) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Nige | 9th March 2007 - 09:02 PM Post #2 |
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Even my wife smiled at that one - MOST unlike her..... and she's not even drunk! :D |
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| photopro | 9th March 2007 - 09:19 PM Post #3 |
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..................................................I've just lost the will to live :wacko: -Flush- I used to think highly of you DM............ photopro |
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| James@Scarborough | 9th March 2007 - 09:46 PM Post #4 |
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O.M.G!
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:o Can they get any worse???????? :wacko: |
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| Danger Mouse | 9th March 2007 - 09:56 PM Post #5 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| jonrms | 10th March 2007 - 10:26 AM Post #6 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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DM sorry bud but
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| Neil | 11th March 2007 - 01:19 AM Post #7 |
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Ditto! heres a good un, A Scotsman, an Englishman and a irishman were sitting in a bar in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the irishman . "Back home in Dublin there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!" The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the irishmans claims, but he swears every word is true. "Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious. Did this actually happen to you?" "Not meself, personally, no," admitted paddy f. "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times.
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DM sorry bud but
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