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Biker bar
Topic Started: 11th March 2007 - 08:56 PM (66 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


>A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there
>for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
>the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's
>only fair, since you are blind , that you
>should know five things:
>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think
>about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>The
>blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if
>I'm gonna have to explain it five times." *jerk* *jerk* *jerk* *jerk* ***wist*** ***crylaugh*** *dance*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
-angry2- **joke**



booooo this was poor.. and not old enough to even be considered a classic....



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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

Deffinatly on med's **stoned** **stoned** **stoned** **stoned** ***wist***


I think you should double the dose :P :P :P
MIKE

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Danger Mouse
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I told that a few months ago *jerk*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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jonrms
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Danger Mouse
Mar 13 2007, 07:59 AM
I told that a few months ago *jerk*

and see Andy,

you got the same responce...

that joke was rubbish...... and I am fair.. I only speak the truth... unless its about guns.. and I am speaking to my wife..




in which case... lie like a barstewart...

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