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Topic Started: 12th March 2007 - 09:53 AM (68 Views)
Nige
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Resident Carpenter

A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for
its species, managed to trap them in a corner. The children cowered,
terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!
Save us! Save us! We're scared, Mother!"
Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor of a parent protecting its
children, turned with her teeth bared to the cat, towering huge above them,
and suddenly began to bark in a fashion that would have done any Doberman
proud. The startled cat fled in fear for its life.
As her grateful offspring flocked around her shouting "Oh, Mother,
you saved us!" and "Yay! You scared the cat away!" she turned to them
purposefully and declared, "You see how useful it is to know a second
language?"
Location :- Hull

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!

Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone!
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Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

Groan... :D
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

*A-Shite* *A-Shite*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
*A-Shite* **joke** *A-Shite*



My cat makes faces that are funnier than your joke!
Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt
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Neil
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Jeeezzzz Nige, if your jokes get any worse - were gonna have to ban you! **joke**

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darebear
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i thought it was rather amusing actually :P



scars are history, written on the body.
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