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| Tweet Topic Started: 13th March 2007 - 11:34 PM (48 Views) | |
| Sutty | 13th March 2007 - 11:34 PM Post #1 |
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
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So this blind fella was in the pub bragging that he could tell any type of wood by its smell. To test him a few locals lined up some bits of old timber on the bar, he had a smell of them all, and guessed everyone right, Teak,oak,elm the lot Not to be beaten though and fed up with the blind fella's bragging, the Landlord got the local hoar to straddle the bar nickerless and for the blind guy to try and guess again. slowly he took a sniff and then another. "can you turn it over barman" he asked. So the woman turned over onto her stomache and he took another sniff. A HA!! said the blind man. "You can't catch me out like that ............................................. Its a s**thouse door of an old fishing boat. :P |
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Treat every day as your dog would If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it Pee on it and walk away | |
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| Danger Mouse | 13th March 2007 - 11:47 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Urrgh
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 13th March 2007 - 11:56 PM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| Neil | 15th March 2007 - 10:02 PM Post #4 |
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The Master Blaster
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www.hunterworld.co.uk http://www.flickr.com/photos/hunterworld/show/with/4466121918/ | |
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| jonrms | 16th March 2007 - 08:31 AM Post #5 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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I didnt even laugh bud!
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| Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt | |
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