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Blonde Kidnap
Topic Started: 15th March 2007 - 10:18 PM (57 Views)
Shaggy
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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.



So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. 'I've kidnapped you!', said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground.
Signed, A Blonde.'



The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.




The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,





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'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'


If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


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Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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Danger Mouse
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
only in the uk.....




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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

actually it was from the U S A *aaaa* *aaaa* *V-Smiley*
MIKE

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jonrms
Mar 16 2007, 07:32 AM
only in the uk.....




*dielaugh*

Since when have we used $ in the UK? Been on the meds again? :D *pink ele*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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