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Blonde Jokes
Topic Started: 16th March 2007 - 08:50 AM (36 Views)
jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?


The harder you slam them the looser they get.






What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?


once they are on there backs they are screwed.




If you see a blonde with a tampoon behind her ear... for god sake dont ask her where her pencil is!





Whats the first thing a blonde does after having sex?



opens the car door!





Police were called out to investigate a death.... on arrival they found a stunning blonde in a jogging outfit laying face down in a public path. Puzzled because there appeared no sign of stuggle and no injurys they scratched there head.
One detective noticed she had a walkman on her. He removed this and found it wasnt working.. he removed the tape and put it in his squad car, turned the volume up and was astonished to find it was a tape saying.....


breath in... breath out.... breath in... breath out...... *aaaa*




How do you kill a blonde?


put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool!



name another way to kill a blonde....


put spikes on her shoulder pads..... (why you may ask) I dont know.... <note her head will be rocking side to side!>
Hunter world rules...HD can kiss my latex butt
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Shaggy
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For two of them you can have a *dielaugh* *dielaugh*

But I'm afraid the others only warrant a *A-Shite*
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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