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How Many Sheep
Topic Started: 16th March 2007 - 02:47 PM (38 Views)
Shaggy
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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.



Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.


"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.


The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.


Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.



She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"



The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try.





"You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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