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| Tweet Topic Started: 16th March 2007 - 08:40 PM (51 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 16th March 2007 - 08:40 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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> > >husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are > > playing > > like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. > > > > The husband has his lesson first. After the > > pro sees his swing, he says, > > > > "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" > > > > > > > > "Well, what should I do?", asks the man. > > > > > > > > "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, > > "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." > > > > > > > > Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the > > ball 250 > > yards > > straight up the fairway. > > > > The ecstatic man goes back to his wife with the good news, > > and the > > wife > > can't wait for her lesson. > > > > > > > > The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches > > her > > swing and > > says, > > > > "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." > > > > > > > > "What can I do?" asks the wife. > > > > > > > > "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold > > your husband's penis." > > > > > > > > The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a > > swing, and > > > > THUMP -- the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet. > > > > > > > > "You know, > > > > that was a lot better than I expected," > > the pro says. > > > > "Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it in > > your > > hands...
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| Danger Mouse | 16th March 2007 - 08:43 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Typical!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Shaggy | 16th March 2007 - 09:02 PM Post #3 |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 16th March 2007 - 09:10 PM Post #4 |
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By the way, whats Golt?
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 16th March 2007 - 09:33 PM Post #5 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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No idea mate just testing you to see if you notice :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| James@Scarborough | 16th March 2007 - 10:13 PM Post #6 |
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Remington 700 CDL .243Win LH + Nikko Sterling Gameking + PES T12 Mod CZ452 .22lr Amercan LH + Nikko Sterling Nite Eater + PH mod Browning Silver Semi Auto m/c HW95 + HW mod + Hawke 4x32 | |
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