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Golt Lessons
Topic Started: 16th March 2007 - 08:40 PM (51 Views)
hawkeye
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>
> >husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
> > playing
> > like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
> >
> > The husband has his lesson first. After the
> > pro sees his swing, he says,
> >
> > "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,
> > "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
> >
> >
> >
> > Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the
> > ball 250
> > yards
> > straight up the fairway.
> >
> > The ecstatic man goes back to his wife with the good news,
> > and the
> > wife
> > can't wait for her lesson.
> >
> >
> >
> > The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches
> > her
> > swing and
> > says,
> >
> > "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
> >
> >
> >
> > "What can I do?" asks the wife.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold
> > your husband's penis."
> >
> >
> >
> > The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a
> > swing, and
> >
> > THUMP -- the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.
> >
> >
> >
> > "You know,
> >
> > that was a lot better than I expected,"
> > the pro says.
> >
> > "Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it in
> > your
> > hands... *dielaugh* *dielaugh*
MIKE

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Typical!



















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**yahoo** *dielaugh* *dielaugh*
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By the way, whats Golt? :o









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hawkeye
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No idea mate just testing you to see if you notice :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: -Fun1- *lol* *dielaugh*
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