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new drink to try
Topic Started: 16th March 2007 - 11:49 PM (35 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

>A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
>> >While they're sitting there having a good time together
>> >she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she
>talks
>> >about
>> >it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her
boyfriend
>> >into having one.
>> >
>> >After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink
>> >for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on
the
>bar
>> >a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The
>boyfriend
>>
>> >looks at
>> >the items quizzically and the woman explains.
>> >
>> >"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
>> >drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally
you
>> >drinkthe lime
>> >juice."
>> >So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
>> >
>> >He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks
>> >the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks
-
>> >this is OK.
>> >Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it
>> >
>> >... in one second the sharp lime taste hits
>> >... at two seconds the Baileys curdles
>> >... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
>> >This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not
>> >wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty
>> >drink.
>> >
>> >When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
>> >She smiles widely at him and says,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >"So, how did you like it? . It's called Bl*ow J*b Revenge." *aaaa* *aaaa* *dielaugh*
MIKE

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