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Dirty old man
Topic Started: 17th March 2007 - 12:58 PM (49 Views)
Nige
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An old man in a residential home gets a bottle of wine for his birthday, and
convinces the woman in the next room to share it with him.
After a while, they are both drunk, and the old man starts to grope the woman.
He manages to get her blouse and bra off, and then ventures a bit further south;
The old lady then blurts out. "Stop, I shouldn't do this, I have a-cute angina!"
The old man, rather disgusted, says, "I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits i've
ever seen!"
Location :- Hull

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Shaggy
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:o *vomit*


*dielaugh*
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


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Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

*A-Shite* another one thats as old as the hill's
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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