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brummy bird.....; joke
Topic Started: 18th March 2007 - 10:00 PM (116 Views)
bushcraft
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A russian, an Iraqi curd, and a brummy bird girl are in the same bar.

When the russian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In russia our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi curd, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either."

The brummy bird, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
the russian and the Iraqi curd. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, "In Birmingham we have so many illegal eastern
europeans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

*dielaugh*
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**bravo**
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Thats good *lol* *lol* -Fun1- **bravo** **yahoo**
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*lol* *good*

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**bravo** **bravo** **bravo**


Well done..


thats been around for some time... but we use a mexican, rusian and a american..... who are all standed on a boat.... russian throws over board his vodka... the mexican throws over his tequila..... the american throws over the mexican..... you get the story!



**bravo**
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jonrms
Mar 19 2007, 07:32 AM
**bravo** **bravo** **bravo**


Well done..


thats been around for some time... but we use a mexican, rusian and a american..... who are all standed on a boat.... russian throws over board his vodka... the mexican throws over his tequila..... the american throws over the mexican..... you get the story!



**bravo**

NO
MIKE

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hawkeye
Mar 19 2007, 02:31 PM
jonrms
Mar 19 2007, 07:32 AM
**bravo**  **bravo**  **bravo**


Well done..


thats been around for some time... but we use a mexican, rusian and a american..... who are all standed on a boat.... russian throws over board his vodka... the mexican throws over his tequila..... the american throws over the mexican..... you get the story!



**bravo**

NO

Oh dear... must I explain everything to grandpa????
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jonrms
Mar 20 2007, 10:32 AM
hawkeye
Mar 19 2007, 02:31 PM
jonrms
Mar 19 2007, 07:32 AM
**bravo**  **bravo**  **bravo**


Well done..


thats been around for some time... but we use a mexican, rusian and a american..... who are all standed on a boat.... russian throws over board his vodka... the mexican throws over his tequila..... the american throws over the mexican..... you get the story!



**bravo**

NO

Oh dear... must I explain everything to grandpa????

YES
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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I dont want to...



you cant make me!



LOL *dielaugh*
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OK THEN :P :P *jerk* *jerk* *V-Smiley* *V-Smiley*
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*V-Smiley* *aaaa* :P

Its basically the same joke but they are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean....


in the end... the american throws the mexican off and says "in my country we have plenty"


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