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at the gates...; of heaven..
Topic Started: 20th March 2007 - 09:01 PM (107 Views)
bushcraft
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh,"said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Richard Bransons clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Mr virgin told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Tony Blairs?" asked the man. "Blairs clock is in Jesus' office.


He's using it as a ceiling fan." -Fun1- *lol*
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Danger Mouse
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It's a cracker! -Fun1-
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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jonrms
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:unsure: hmmmm not sure if its so bad I have to say its crap... or just ok..







my conclusions.











its ok.
not good .. not bad.
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Neil
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:rolleyes: Jeezzz Jon, your hard to please at times!!

I thought it was good! *lol*

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Shaggy
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Neil
Mar 22 2007, 04:37 PM
:rolleyes:  Jeezzz Jon, your hard to please at times!!

I thought it was good!  *lol*

I think it has something to do with Americans having a different perception to our President.

... but come on jon, you've been here long enough now to know all about British *jerk* politicians.

If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


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jonrms
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
my wife and my right hand dont think I am hard to please!!!! :D PMSL *aaaa*






naaa the joke was ok... :P
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darebear
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B.I.T.C.H.
*lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*



scars are history, written on the body.
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