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English Nursing Home
Topic Started: 21st March 2007 - 08:06 PM (123 Views)
Danger Mouse
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A Scottish family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. Unfortunately, all the Scottish facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a English home. After a few weeks in the English facility, they came to visit their father.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are Scottish.

Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here", grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro. There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honour. And, there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor. And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me.

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The f***ing Jock".
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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**bravo**

I like it!!!! Nice one DM....... PMSL *lol*
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:blink: I dont get it! :huh:
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He's not had sex for..........ohh forget it!! *lol*

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GOOD ONE **bravo**
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jonrms
Mar 23 2007, 08:30 AM
:blink: I dont get it! :huh:

You don't get it? So you will be that f***ing yank then!
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Mar 24 2007, 11:40 AM
jonrms
Mar 23 2007, 08:30 AM
:blink:  I dont get it! :huh:

You don't get it? So you will be that f***ing yank then!

**bravo**

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:wacko: :wacko: *jump* :wacko: :wacko:



Still dont get it.. but never mind! :blink: *fish4*
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Sorry that you don't get it Jon, but I honestly don't know where to begin if you don't understand it! :huh:
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Dont worry DM he's just a thick YANK :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
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Mar 24 2007, 08:04 PM
Dont worry DM he's just a thick YANK :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

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Mar 24 2007, 05:21 PM
:wacko: :wacko: *jump* :wacko: :wacko:



Still dont get it.. but never mind! :blink: *fish4*

Don't worry Jon ,,,,nor does he


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