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| Tweet Topic Started: 21st March 2007 - 08:06 PM (123 Views) | |
| Danger Mouse | 21st March 2007 - 08:06 PM Post #1 |
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A Scottish family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. Unfortunately, all the Scottish facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a English home. After a few weeks in the English facility, they came to visit their father. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are Scottish. Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here", grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro. There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honour. And, there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor. And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me. . . . . . . . . . The f***ing Jock". |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Neil | 22nd March 2007 - 05:40 PM Post #2 |
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The Master Blaster
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| Back-Legger686 | 22nd March 2007 - 07:48 PM Post #3 |
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A Real Pheasant Plucker!!!
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I like it!!!! Nice one DM....... PMSL |
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| jonrms | 23rd March 2007 - 09:30 AM Post #4 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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:blink: I dont get it! :huh: |
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| Neil | 23rd March 2007 - 10:51 PM Post #5 |
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He's not had sex for..........ohh forget it!!
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| bigdev | 24th March 2007 - 11:25 AM Post #6 |
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GOOD ONE
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| Danger Mouse | 24th March 2007 - 12:40 PM Post #7 |
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You don't get it? So you will be that f***ing yank then! |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| James@Scarborough | 24th March 2007 - 01:21 PM Post #8 |
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| jonrms | 24th March 2007 - 06:21 PM Post #9 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: Still dont get it.. but never mind! :blink:
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| Danger Mouse | 24th March 2007 - 08:10 PM Post #10 |
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Sorry that you don't get it Jon, but I honestly don't know where to begin if you don't understand it! :huh: |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 24th March 2007 - 09:04 PM Post #11 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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Dont worry DM he's just a thick YANK :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: |
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| jonrms | 24th March 2007 - 11:32 PM Post #12 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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*jerk*
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| ferretess | 25th March 2007 - 01:55 PM Post #13 |
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Don't worry Jon ,,,,nor does he
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| darebear | 25th March 2007 - 09:47 PM Post #14 |
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B.I.T.C.H.
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