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| Tweet Topic Started: 27th March 2007 - 10:31 PM (68 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 27th March 2007 - 10:31 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labour, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black." "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the rear. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!" "What do you mean?!" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| James@Scarborough | 27th March 2007 - 10:34 PM Post #2 |
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| Neil | 27th March 2007 - 10:34 PM Post #3 |
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That was far too good to be one of your jokes!! no really!
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| Shaggy | 27th March 2007 - 10:46 PM Post #4 |
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That was good. |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| jonrms | 28th March 2007 - 07:38 AM Post #5 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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*good* Hawkeye, the Gym must be doing wonders for you.. your jokes are getting better.... you seem more happy, whats going on!!! Actually dont tell us... just keep up the great jokes!!!!! |
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| Danger Mouse | 28th March 2007 - 06:44 PM Post #6 |
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Errrrrrm, oh fook it
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| neilp | 28th March 2007 - 10:20 PM Post #7 |
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there getting beter
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That was far too good to be one of your jokes!!


8:02 PM Jul 11