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Spaghetti
Topic Started: 22nd April 2008 - 06:24 AM (69 Views)
Nige
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
secretly have the child. If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but
asked how he would know
when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told
her to simply mail
him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange
for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post
card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,"
he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the
card, turned
white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.

"SEND EXTRA SAUCE".
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