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| Tweet Topic Started: 25th April 2008 - 11:02 AM (88 Views) | |
| straightshooter | 25th April 2008 - 11:02 AM Post #1 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.' 'You can't go there,'says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.' |
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| Nige | 25th April 2008 - 07:12 PM Post #2 |
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| jonrms | 25th April 2008 - 07:44 PM Post #3 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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-Ass- your on drugs mate...... lol.... :P either that or you caught mixy... lol :D
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| Shaggy | 25th April 2008 - 11:15 PM Post #4 |
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< that's for straightshooter. I physically lolled.You trying to tell me that was not funny Jon ?? |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| straightshooter | 25th April 2008 - 11:37 PM Post #5 |
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Click on the links below: My Stock Repair Webpage My Webpage www.borderspestcontrol.co.uk Stock Repair and Refinnishing service IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE. | |
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| jonrms | 26th April 2008 - 05:55 AM Post #6 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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Shaggy... I just thought it was a long way to go for a weak punch line... :huh: |
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| Nige | 26th April 2008 - 06:27 AM Post #7 |
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Jon, the distance doesn't matter, 'cos to get to hell from heaven, she only has to jump and let gravity do the rest!
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| straightshooter | 26th April 2008 - 06:08 PM Post #8 |
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thats the difference between UK and yank humor we like a story unfortunatly yanks have a short attention span
:P I mean come on only the americans would elect george bush as president because if you actually listened to him for a while you can plainly see that he makes no sense at all!
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| Nige | 26th April 2008 - 07:50 PM Post #9 |
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Does that mean that when you LISTEN to him, that you can SEE what he's saying? Anyway, joking aside, when was the last time that a parasite (sorry, politician) made any sense; whatever nationality they are? Apart from Homer Simpson of course!!
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| straightshooter | 26th April 2008 - 07:52 PM Post #10 |
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< that's for straightshooter. I physically lolled.
I mean come on only the americans would elect george bush as president because if you actually listened to him for a while you can plainly see that he makes no sense at all!

8:38 PM Jul 11