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| Tweet Topic Started: 26th April 2008 - 07:57 PM (62 Views) | |
| straightshooter | 26th April 2008 - 07:57 PM Post #1 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and, being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the desk and tells the clerk, “I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenboig, and I desire a room for de night." The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says, “I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is completely booked." Just then, a man with his suitcase in hand, drops his key and a check at the desk, and heads for the door. "Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg. "I can take his room." "I'm sorry, madam," says the clerk, "but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to Jews." "Jews?" exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. "So, who's a Jew? I'm a Cat'lic." In obvious disbelief, the clerk asks her, “If you're a Catholic, then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?" "Dot's easy," says Mrs. Rosenberg, "Jesus Christ." The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, "Who were Jesus' mother and father?" "Mary and Joseph," replies Mrs. Rosenberg, testily. Then the clerk asks, “And where was Jesus born?" "In a manger in a barn," answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated. "And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?" asks the clerk. "'Cause a shmock like you vouldn't rent a room to Jews!!! |
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| Shaggy | 27th April 2008 - 05:54 PM Post #2 |
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There you go Jon, ...... .. THAT'S a long way to go for a weak punchline. :P |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| pigeon640 | 27th April 2008 - 06:34 PM Post #3 |
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keep polishing your jokes are iffy *good* kirky |
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| straightshooter | 27th April 2008 - 09:01 PM Post #4 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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:P that was a very poor one I must admit
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Click on the links below: My Stock Repair Webpage My Webpage www.borderspestcontrol.co.uk Stock Repair and Refinnishing service IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE. | |
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