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| Tweet Topic Started: 30th April 2008 - 10:24 AM (67 Views) | |
| straightshooter | 30th April 2008 - 10:24 AM Post #1 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!! @ PRISON @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ WORK you get three meals a day fully paid for @ PRISON you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK you get time off for good behavior you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ WORK you can watch TV and play games @ PRISON you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK you get your own toilet @ PRISON you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ WORK they allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ WORK all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!! Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails. |
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Click on the links below: My Stock Repair Webpage My Webpage www.borderspestcontrol.co.uk Stock Repair and Refinnishing service IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE. | |
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| Nige | 30th April 2008 - 07:46 PM Post #2 |
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I get the idea mate, but you really should practice your cutting and pasting a bit!! :P |
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| Shaggy | 30th April 2008 - 10:14 PM Post #3 |
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Forum Jester
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| pigeon640 | 30th April 2008 - 10:48 PM Post #4 |
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some of them mixed up me thinks to much drilling
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| straightshooter | 30th April 2008 - 11:25 PM Post #5 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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hellooo its a joke ! maybe not a good one but never the less still a joke as for the drilling ITS POLISHING !!!!!! lay off the boose Kirky lol! |
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Click on the links below: My Stock Repair Webpage My Webpage www.borderspestcontrol.co.uk Stock Repair and Refinnishing service IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE. | |
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some of them mixed up me thinks
8:38 PM Jul 11