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J.C. phone home ??; lifted from the U.S.
Topic Started: 1st May 2008 - 11:42 AM (57 Views)
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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about
churches around the country. He started by flying to
San Francisco and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking
photographs and making notes.
He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall
and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls:
$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked
about the phone and the sign.

The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in
fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price
he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.
As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Denver,
St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United
States, he found more phones, with the same
sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Tennessee, upon entering a
church in Fairfield Glade, TN, behold - he saw the
usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read
"Calls: 35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend,
I have been in cities all across the country and in
each church I have found this golden telephone and
have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that
I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the
cost was $10,000 a minute.
Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"

I love this part.............................

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in
the South now. This is God's Country, It's a local
call."

American by Birth - A Southerner by the Grace of God!



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How close these yanks think they are to the 'big man'.
Why in my Oxfordshire village, we just ring the bell and the 'big man' drops around.
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