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Husband store
Topic Started: 2nd May 2008 - 08:06 PM (73 Views)
Nige
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Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go
to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid
out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return. A couple of
girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some
husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well,
that's better than not having a job or not loving
kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said
the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was
another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they
went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists only to prove that women are impossible to
please. The exit is to your left."

Location :- Hull

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Now I know why my affectionate wife calls me 'BB' ? :wub:





Bargain Basement :(
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