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| Tweet Topic Started: 2nd May 2008 - 08:58 PM (84 Views) | |
| Blazer | 2nd May 2008 - 08:58 PM Post #1 |
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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?' But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?' But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?' A little voice came out of the box:........... Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f**king shoes on.' |
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| pigeon640 | 2nd May 2008 - 09:21 PM Post #2 |
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| straightshooter | 2nd May 2008 - 10:37 PM Post #3 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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:) sorry I know its bad but its soo bad i had to laugh
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sorry I know its bad but its soo bad i had to laugh
8:38 PM Jul 11