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| Tweet Topic Started: 2nd May 2008 - 11:30 PM (107 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 2nd May 2008 - 11:30 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter. After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with large and stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all, NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really, really has to go, after all those pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings, and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me." He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen: Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call English hospitality?" "No sir..." replies the police officer, "...that is what we call the French Embassy."
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| photopro | 3rd May 2008 - 01:21 AM Post #2 |
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| hawkeye | 3rd May 2008 - 09:22 AM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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Thought you would like that one Pro we all know how you love the french :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| straightshooter | 3rd May 2008 - 11:39 AM Post #4 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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| Shaggy | 3rd May 2008 - 02:00 PM Post #5 |
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Forum Jester
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Horse Brutality
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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