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The Ape Hunter
Topic Started: 4th May 2008 - 05:59 PM (50 Views)
straightshooter
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"

I didn't get this one at first :blink:


A man goes to Africa to go hunting for apes. Unfortunately, he doesn't know a thing about hunting so he hires a Zulu tribesman to assist him. The tribesman says he needs a a wild dog, and a rifleman.

The man hires them and goes off to hunt. When they spot an ape, the Zulu climbs the tree and starts to shake the branch and the ape falls to the ground. The dog runs over to the ape and bites it on the balls whereupon the ape faints in agony.

"Why do we need a rifleman?" asks the man.

"You'll see, just be patient." says the Zulu.

They come upon another ape, and again the same thing happens.

"I don't see why we need the rifleman!" exclaims the city man.

"You'll see, just be patient." replies the Zulu.

They come upon a third ape swinging in a tree. The Zulu climbs the tree and shakes the branch. The ape swings his arm and knocks the Zulu to the ground.

"SHOOT THE DOG! SHOOT THE DOG!"
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