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| Tweet Topic Started: 5th May 2008 - 04:32 PM (81 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 5th May 2008 - 04:32 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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A billionaire had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain in the butt to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, the billionaire finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his backside. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, the billionaire heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. The billionaire curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the billionaire's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the billionaire answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Yes, but Not with a carnation."
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| straightshooter | 7th May 2008 - 12:20 AM Post #2 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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