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Before You Meet With God
Topic Started: 5th May 2008 - 04:34 PM (83 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR



A billionaire died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.

We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The billionaire thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along in my ferrari and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply.

*death* *death* *aaaa*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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neilp
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Mole Mass Murderer
**bravo** ***crylaugh***
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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Click on the links below:

My Stock Repair Webpage

My Webpage www.borderspestcontrol.co.uk

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IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE.
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