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scottish soldier
Topic Started: 20th May 2008 - 07:19 PM (83 Views)
monkey hanger
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A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy
to speak to the chemist.
The Scot opens his sporran (The pouch worn in the front
of the kilt, which serves as a pocket)and pulls out a
neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a
smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a
condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He
holds it up, and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.
"Six pence," says the pharmacist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence," says the pharmacist.
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the
cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches
out the door of the pharmacy, kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout
go up, followed by an even greater shout.
The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks
to the pharmacist. "The regiment has taken a vote," the
Scot says. "We'll have a new one."
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*A-sh*te* *A-sh*te* **joke**

stick to being english its what you do best

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Sounds like kirky
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