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| Tweet Topic Started: 20th May 2008 - 11:22 PM (47 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 20th May 2008 - 11:22 PM Post #1 |
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'Well you see, Mate, it's like this... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members..... In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine... And that, Mate, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' -- |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| straightshooter | 20th May 2008 - 11:55 PM Post #2 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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