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advances in medicine
Topic Started: 21st May 2008 - 04:50 PM (95 Views)
monkey hanger
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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We can take an ass**le out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours’

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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pigeon640
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mh

the second word is off mate :P

but in all fairness that is very nearly funny


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