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Blond joke...
Topic Started: 27th May 2008 - 02:32 PM (115 Views)
Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

A business man got on an elevator.

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> When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with

> a bright,

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> 'T-G-I-F.'

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> He smiled at her and replied,

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> 'S-H-I-T.'

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> She looked puzzled and repeated,

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> 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

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> He again answered,

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> 'S-H-I-T.'

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> The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest

> smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,

>

> 'T-G-I-F.'

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> The man smiled back to her and once again said,

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> 'S-H-I-T.'

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> The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

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> 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'

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> The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means

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> 'Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday'

*dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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straightshooter
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grasshopper
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Andy,your jokes are as bad as your aim :P *lol*

Anyway,have you christened that highseat yet?
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Danger Mouse
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Sat in it yesterday, nearly got blown out! :unsure: Said out not off! *lol* So no, not yet.. :(
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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bjru

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bad jokes are you :P
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Danger Mouse
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Kettle calling the tea pot black. *lol*
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