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| Tweet Topic Started: 27th May 2008 - 08:51 PM (116 Views) | |
| monkey hanger | 27th May 2008 - 08:51 PM Post #1 |
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A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England > > > > He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank > > you > > Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food > > stamps, free medical care and free education!' > > > > The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.' > > > > The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for > > having such a beautiful country here in the UK!' > > > > This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.' > > > > He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank > > you > > for the wonderful things in England!', > > > > This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not > > English!' > > > > Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?' > > > > She says,' No, I am from Africa!' > > > > Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?' > > > > The African lady checks her watch and says ... > > > > > > > > > > > > ' Probably at work!! ' |
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| pigeon640 | 27th May 2008 - 09:08 PM Post #2 |
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that about sumes this stupid country up in a nut shell
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| straightshooter | 27th May 2008 - 10:57 PM Post #3 |
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
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| neilp | 28th May 2008 - 09:33 PM Post #4 |
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very true *good*
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very true *good*
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