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one for mr bivvy?
Topic Started: 27th May 2008 - 08:51 PM (116 Views)
monkey hanger
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A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England
> >
> > He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
> > you
> > Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
> > stamps, free medical care and free education!'
> >
> > The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
> >
> > The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for
> > having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
> >
> > This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.'
> >
> > He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank
> > you
> > for the wonderful things in England!',
> >
> > This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not
> > English!'
> >
> > Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
> >
> > She says,' No, I am from Africa!'
> >
> > Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
> >
> > The African lady checks her watch and says ...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ' Probably at work!! '
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pigeon640
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that about sumes this stupid country up in a nut shell


*russian* *Convict* *vomit*
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straightshooter
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"LA LUCE DELLA LUNA CACCIATORE"
*lol*
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My Stock Repair Webpage

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IT IS THE CALIBRE OF THE MAN WHICH IS IMPORTANT - NOT THE CALIBRE OF THE RIFLE.
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neilp
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**bravo** very true *good*
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