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Barbecue...
Topic Started: 2nd June 2008 - 09:33 AM (94 Views)
Nige
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A bloke jokingly says to his wife one morning-

'Your &rse is the size of a three burner barbecue!'

With that, he goes off to work, and forgets all about it.

That night, as they go to bed, he says to her,

'Do you fancy a sh*g?' (guaranteed to work eh *lol* )

She replies - 'No point lighting a barbecue for half a fugging sausage'





Okay, I'm putting my coat on.......



Leaving now.........


I've gone.

Yes, ok it was crap,
Location :- Hull

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!

Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone!
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Blazer
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Its not as bad as that, how about;

What does a slapper do with her Ar8ehole after sex ??????

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Takes him back to the Pub *dielaugh*

Must stop laughing at my old jokes, see you outside with my coat. -HB-
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photopro
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'Do you fancy a sh*g?


...usually followed by "I do now you sweet talking ba**ard !

That was one of your better ones Nige. *good*

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