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| Tweet Topic Started: 2nd June 2008 - 08:07 PM (168 Views) | |
| straightshooter | 2nd June 2008 - 08:07 PM Post #1 |
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| Blazer | 5th June 2008 - 09:13 AM Post #2 |
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Many thanks for all your effort - enjoyed the lot *good* I'm feeling old when I started riding a motorbike petrol was 4/11d a gallon for the cheapest. say 5p/ltr :o |
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| straightshooter | 5th June 2008 - 12:04 PM Post #3 |
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glad you enjoyed them *good* |
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| Silver fox | 5th June 2008 - 10:04 PM Post #4 |
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Right we've had the laughs Sign the Downing Street petition! Follow the link and then forward it to your colleagues http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Lowerduty30/ *QQQ* *QQQ* *QQQ* |
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 10:07 PM Post #5 |
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no way gordons tax for scotland pump it up !!! :ph43r: |
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| straightshooter | 5th June 2008 - 10:25 PM Post #6 |
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signed! I think we should all sign this the goverment have been taking us for idiots long enough for once the british public should stand up and be counted
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 10:30 PM Post #7 |
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just dont buy it keep the earth nicer for our kids no more cars ban the car put petrol to 30 quid a gallon save our earth somone please tell me !! get on your bike !!! its cheaper also get a life and save money stop grumpin
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| straightshooter | 5th June 2008 - 10:47 PM Post #8 |
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what a dick! this isn't just about people using cars it's about 1000's jobs in many different industries are you going to carry thousands of tons of goods that can only be transported by road these fuel prices wont just effect jobs they will also effect nearly every product that you use from day to day your a so called lorry driver you should understand the effect on every part of the road haulge industry and in turn what that effect will have on every item they transport and that is just one industry to name just one :rolleyes:
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 10:59 PM Post #9 |
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so im a dick am i ??? stick you lorrys up your jacksey matey!! get them off our roads and improve e our rail links i say what a dick i am ooo kiss my &rse !! buy local produce less need for lorrys *good* as you can see i was never realy a real lorry driver , i found it so boring sitting in a cab changing gear etc lets face it its not rocket sience you punch a post code into a tomtom and a bloddy girl tells you where to go ffs!! so yes im sticking to my guns get cars and lorrys off the road, save out planet for our kids and buy local and get them fuel prices rite up 2 pounds a litre i say no need for all the traveling we do thes days *good* |
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| straightshooter | 5th June 2008 - 11:31 PM Post #10 |
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Yes you are a DICK! wake up and smell the roses how would you get the products to the supermarkets the medicines that save lives to the chemists the doctors to the sick the post to the addressies not all food is produced locally even if you improved the rail it still couldn't deliver to all the places it needs to all the rural individuals who work in towns because there isnt enough work locally would be out of work because they couldn't afford to get to work etc. etc. etc. do you see the picture yet the old people who live in rural locations who are on state pensions who's only access to shops and medical care are by car which runs on fuel thats getting so exspensive they can't afford to run there cars parents who have children who have medical conditions that may require imediate A&E attention but can't get there so everyone is calling the ambulance service but who woulod be massivly over stretched is the picture getting any clearer food would get so exspensive due to the rising transport costs that families on low incomes couldn't afford a good diet for there children I don't think your idea of fuel rise sounds so good does it :angry: |
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 11:31 PM Post #11 |
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transport things by rail and keep travel by lorry to a minimal amount *good* make petrol realy dear to buy and people will bunch up in the same car instead of one car one person it used to make me made siiting on the edinburgh bypass seeing so many cars with one person in them if they all got together and shared there could be as much as half the cars on the road and share the cost why are us as humans so stupid ????? ooooh and it makes me wonder !!???? kirky |
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 11:38 PM Post #12 |
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no picture comming through mate just selfish people who like there cars and lorrys are needed from the rail network in my picture but it could be mimimised to save fuel and there fore saving on emissions our parents and grand parents managed it days of old just fine so dont preach on it dont add up fuel needs to go to 2 pound alitre very soon to make people get a grip and realise the effects its having on our planet and animals on it kirky |
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| straightshooter | 5th June 2008 - 11:43 PM Post #13 |
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sorry old people who cant cycle or walk don't deserve to eat and have health care :huh: I agree with unnessary travel maybe we should write a letter to god and ask him how we can grow wings and fly everywhere :) |
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 11:50 PM Post #14 |
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the above is just being silly with his last few words hes a silly silly man and dont relise when hes been beat kirky |
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| pigeon640 | 5th June 2008 - 11:57 PM Post #15 |
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bollicks you just dont know when someones winding you up because i realy dont give a realy smelly poo(sh1t)!!!! so get a life and go and shoot somthing !! hope fuel goes down in price soon or im gona have to live on rabbit and pigeon all the best mate kirky ps my fags will be polutin the plant and i stll dont give a flying duck |
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| straightshooter | 6th June 2008 - 12:01 AM Post #16 |
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you need to get out more and look at the bigger picture jane doe was right you really are a neanderthol stuck in the outback there are a lot of people out there that depend on transport to live until they think of and implement a solution this fuel price increase if it caries on will not only cost jobs it will cost lives instead of the goverment crawling up the americans arses and spending money on war we should be investing in solutions and alternative fuels but until that is in place this is an imediate problem that is having a massive effect on everyone now!
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| pigeon640 | 6th June 2008 - 12:01 AM Post #17 |
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idont care this was a wind up
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| pigeon640 | 6th June 2008 - 12:03 AM Post #18 |
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so what your saying is lorry driving isnt making you very much cash the now ?? kirky |
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| straightshooter | 6th June 2008 - 12:08 AM Post #19 |
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you fecking wind up merchant :P mate and you know I enjoy rissing to the occasion by the way having a BBQ for the misses burthday tomorrow night you are wellcome to cycle over seriously come over and bring that rifle you want me to sort out and the family lots of clean air round here! and sign the fecking pertition! as for haulage it wasnt bad the last couple of weeks but a bit quiet this week :P
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| pigeon640 | 6th June 2008 - 12:13 AM Post #20 |
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the above man is correct i am a DICK !!! happy days as ever kirky |
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| photopro | 6th June 2008 - 12:26 AM Post #21 |
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Was that your name on the Stead Hall list there Kirky ? There may come a time when fuel usage is rationed - in a way price hiking does this anyway - I for one could not do my job without traveling. Fuel costs are made up something like: If a litre of petrol costs £1.10, it comprises 50.35p in fuel duty and 16.38p in VAT. The wholesale price of the fuel is about 42p, leaving a profit of about 2p for the retailer. It is predicted that a barrel of crude will cost $200 by early next year - it is currently $135, all this at a time when the oil producing multi-nationals have posted obscenely high record profits, Shell has revealed a profit of £13.6 BILLION. Don't forget the government could easily reduce fuel tax. You even pay VAT on the wholesale price and the fuel duty COMBINED. Reduced fuel duty would still be recouped since the money folks saved would be spent on other living essentials most of which are also taxed. Ultimately ministers aren't really bothered about your average man (or woman) in the street - until election time. They are sitting on healthy incomes, index linked pensions and generous expense accounts. What time does the revolution start ? photopro |
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| straightshooter | 6th June 2008 - 12:33 AM Post #22 |
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talking about ministers income sign this pertition too it was posted on PW on my thread by markbivvy http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/nomoreofourmoney/ also interesting "it comprises 50.35p in fuel duty and 16.38p in VAT." so they are taxing use twice! :angry: we really are a nation of idiots! photopro sign me up for the revolution
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| straightshooter | 6th June 2008 - 12:39 AM Post #23 |
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"Was that your name on the Stead Hall list there Kirky ?" Don't have a go at Kirky he is leaving two days early on his bicycle :blink: |
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I think we should all sign this the goverment have been taking us for idiots long enough for once the british public should stand up and be counted
this isn't just about people using cars it's about 1000's jobs in many different industries are you going to carry thousands of tons of goods that can only be transported by road these fuel prices wont just effect jobs they will also effect nearly every product that you use from day to day your a so called lorry driver you should understand the effect on every part of the road haulge industry and in turn what that effect will have on every item they transport and that is just one industry to name just one :rolleyes:
you need to get out more and look at the bigger picture jane doe was right you really are a neanderthol stuck in the outback



8:38 PM Jul 11