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Anyone see Survivorman; Sunday 19/10/08?
Topic Started: 20th October 2008 - 02:41 PM (305 Views)
Steve_P
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He tried to make a catty using a branch and the elastic from a rucksack then expected to shoot grouse with it.

Didn't get anything!
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Neil
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*lol*

No but wish I had now.

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Pity he didn't use his underpant's elastic not only would he still have failed but his keks would have been constantly down reminding him !! *lol*

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Steve_P
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Watch out for this bloke, he's totally hopeless. At least Bear Grills takes the p1ss out of it - at least I think he does :D

That's the thing about these so called survival type programs. They get to take loads of cr*p with them including 1 realllllllly useful bit of kit which they can just about work out how to use. If it were me, that 1 realllllllly useful bit would be Ray Mears :D

Bear Grills goes to the swamps and cobbles a raft together after 2 days, eats raw catfish and dung beetle then complains about it.

Survivorman goes to the rocky mountains, eats berries, fails to make a catty let alone shoot anything, puts a shelter up too close to the river (on top of bear tracks!) and takes over an hour to start a fire with a fesking video camera lens.

Good old Ray goes to Canada and makes a decent canoe out of bark, seals it with sap and then makes a paddle, goes fishing, traps a deer, starts a fire and builds a bleed*ng house while it's all cooking.

The really sad part about it all is I actually watch this cr*p now and then.

Having said all that, I'm off walking over the moors with a load of primary kids tomorrow. In the rucksac (as always) is enough stuff to kill and cook (hydration bag, knife, snares, catty+BB's, flint+steel+tinder, small first aid kit and a load of mint cake, mobile phone and GPS). Never leave home without it, well, not on the moors anyway.
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Steve, if you get realy hungry, and I mean REALY hungry, you could always eat that little fat kid! *greedy* :D
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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you could always eat that little fat kid


....he may be a third-rate schollar but he'll make a first-rate second course !! *lol*

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Why is it that it's always the little fat kid (girl in this case) who turns up looking more ready for a Sunday stroll in the park rather than to walk this . . .

Brown Willy - well it had to be called something I suppose.

?????

1/2 mile into the walk, she had lost a trainer, another 1/4 mile and was rolling around in the mud - at least we told her it was just mud, reckon the cows were laughing too :D :D :D
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