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A Man way of thinking
Topic Started: 30th November 2008 - 12:38 PM (106 Views)
ricochet
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A Man way of thinking

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says
the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just
not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy
your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing
was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted
to take the day off of work to spend time with her We went out to a nice
lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so
I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when.......................

I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw droppedwith a baffled WHAT???!!!"

I then said,

"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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Danger Mouse
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**bravo**
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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I tried that and I'm not having sex tonight either.......or tomorrow night.......or the night after that......... :(


nice one ***crylaugh***
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